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Yeah, I enjoy their chicken crispers. So does Tuesday work for you?
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Well.... I'm more of a weekend philanderer.
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You know what else is risky? Unprotected sex. He should do that too.
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True, it is risky. That's why everyone should do it, so we spread untreatable diseases that will debilitate and eventually kill us off. Sex would restore the order of natural selection.
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So if I politely ask the girl of my dreams to allow me to shove a vodka bottle up her anus and drink the contents of the bottle without pulling it out she would say yes.
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Here's the line, and that was me going over it.
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That would totally work. Just be sure to have her sign a consent form so that when she dies of alcohol poisoning, you won't be responsible for the body.