I don't know if this counts but I'm certainly embarrassed by it now
I used to take Tae Kwan Do in elementary school and one weekend we were offered to pose pictures with cool weapons like swords. So I waited in line, looked at everyone doing their thing, and when my turn came up I felt like the coolest fucker around holding that sword. After getting a picture taken the camerman told me to come back with the sword, I thought it would be funny instead to pretend like I was going to actually hurt someone with it. Cue a bunch of policemen bursting into the room in a matter of seconds and almost taking me down before I went "ok ok i was joking jeeze!!".
My mom was pissed, everyone was pissed, but I was smug as hell. I don't like being reminded of it these days.
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