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When I was little I took a poop in the bus toilet but there was no toilet paper and in panic i tried wiping with my finger but i couldn't clean anything and everyone found out and the bus smelled the entire 6 hour trip back home  |
I did think of something that embarrassed me. Once when applying for a job I listed 'rhyming' in the space for 'additional skills'. I got an interview, but they told me I would only get the job if I could answer in rhymes. I couldn't.