I was out during a really snowy, busy day in the build up to Christmas. This means that the snow is usually very compacted around four o'clock. Anyways, I bought a game and was trying to make it back to my parents car before they fucked off because I did not want to carry the game around all day. Well, I was running back to the car whenever I clumsily slipped and went perfectly horizontal in the air before sliding near enough under a moving car.
The streets were quite crowded and it's hard not to notice a man trying to take off into the skies. I ran onwards still muttering shite multiple times under my breath. Good times.
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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