during winter at the farm, my boss, the herdsman and i were rounding up young heifers for artificial insemination. i happened to be standing next to my boss, and it was icy. amongst all the running around i fell onto my arse, not just once, but three times in a fucking row in the space of about five seconds. i would have preferred it if i had fallen onto my knees or hands, but it was the arse every single time. it was a miracle i wasn't trampled, and my boss was not amused. miserable fucker.
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