Hmm, the number of farts in this page is larger than other pages...
I have this thing i do when I get bored - i listen to other conversations out of context. Today i was listening to David talk to the art teacher while we carved some plaster. Having nothing to talk about, I listened in to his complaints.
David exclaimed "But it's too hard!"
The art teacher said "It's supposed to be that hard."
David replied "But it was so much softer a few minutes ago!"
I could not stop laughing and no one could figure out why. The most influencial person in the room called me a retard and told me to shut up. Looking from the outside, I can see why he did that.
Hmm, that wasn't that embarrasing...
Another then. Okay, so these demons in Silent Hill called Lurkers look really odd. For those of you who don't know them, they look like people with big scythe-like metal claws and drag themselves around on the floor because their legs are cocooned in dead skin. Most noticible about these demons is their mouths, which look, for lack of a better term, like pussies.
While doodling a lurker in math, the nosy kid sitting next to me asked me why he "had a vagina for a mouth". I sighed and told him How it was supposed to represent sexual frusteration and potential danger behind even attractive appearances. A Prep leaned over the desk I sat at and loudly said "HA PUSSY FACE!"
Of course everyone had to go see, Which evoked questions of what I was drawing and why.
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