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@Bullet Magnet - hell, I wish I was there

I once got out of a McDonald and I had a coke with me. so I took the bus to drive home, but every seats were occupied, so I had to stand. everytime the driver accelerated, I almost fell of my feet, because I was small and I had to carry a full school bag and so on. finally he braked so hard, I dropped my cup of coke and I spilled it over a suit of a guy standing next to me, which came freshly out of the cleaning. (because it was covered in plastic sheet). but it was ripped and the coke got all over the suit.
anyway the guy didn't realize it yet, because he looked away, but all the sitting people next to us saw what just happened. I remember this older lady looking at me with a shocked expression and I looked back at her with terror. I didn't know what to do, I just wanted to get out of the bus. when it finally came to an halt and the doors opened, I jumped out and raced into the park.

another story that also happened at the bus, which is more weird than embarrassing...

every man in austria has to serve the country for one year, military or civilian services. I did second one three years ago and I worked at a school. anyway, it was great, but very very tiring. So one afternoon, when I drove home with a bus, I was sitting at the very back of the bus, leaning against the window almost asleep. we stop at a bus station and a family is standing outside maybe waiting for another bus, but it's only a mother with two small kids. suddenly one kid looks at me and he shouts:

PAPA!

I go lol? and the other one too PAPA!

the mother tries to pull them away, than also looks at me and stares at me with a puzzled expression.

I was so perplex I didn't know what was going on. I turned to see if anyone was sitting next to me, but I was alone and at the back. before I could do anything the bus drove off.
haha I bet the real dad told the family he's on a business trip or something and I ruined the marriage simply by driving a bus.

well this incident gave me confident that I'll be able to fuck a woman not just once, but twice. luckily the kids didn't shout something like:
"PAPA! why do you show us these ugly grimaces!" - maybe that's exactly what the mother said to her husband when he came home...