I have been in Macdonalds a grand total of 4 times in my life. Two of those were when I was very little, so they don't count, and one of them was when I was very drunk, so that doesn't count either. So really, I've only ever been into Macdonalds once. I didn't eat anything. I am very proud of this.
Burger King's alright, though. They do delicious Spicy Beanburgers...
(Plus they're English, which can only be a good thing...
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