[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Aw, I'm the only one who voted for Glukkies!

Yachiro; yes, they probably could with their metal limbs and weapons, but these are supplied by the Glukkons and the Sligs pay for them out of their wages. As soon as the Sligs tried to rebel, they'd stop getting paid and their pants and wings would run out of petrol. And while wild sligs cope fine with no pants, the Industrial Sligs aren't used to it. Personally I quite like Sligs; they look just the right size to cuddle!

Dark Whitty; Sligs are usually only portrayed as being stupid in Glukkon propaganda. Perhaps they genuinely are stupid, but if they are I think it's due to lack of education rather than their nature. A lot of the Sligs fans here reckon they just pretend to be stupid so they don't have to do as much work.
It's a shame the Glukkons wear such daft clothing; if they didn't it'd be better all round for all parties, becuase the Glukks would be able to do a lot more things for themselves.