If you're seriously asking this lot how to score some cootch, your chances are probably slim and none.
My advice? Go for the fatties and/or low self esteem-y broads. Probably the best bet for someone like you. That or grow a fucking pair and start talking to women in real life and quit asking for fucking advice on a god damned video game forum.
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