You should be nice, girls like nice but only if your cute, girls like me mainly because of my hair apparently, seriously, grade four on top, three back and sides and girls will swarm simply to feel your hair. For four years I was a socially awkward little prat but now I'm a socially acceptable (just) prat with nice hair which, and I quote:
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Fit girl who sits next to me in maths: Feels so spikey, I love it, it's like if hedgehogs shaved and their prickles didn't hurt much, just a little bit.
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Ooh, if that doesn't work...piss on her tits.