I was caught in a rainstorm on the way home from work and took shelter in a barn. Unfortunately the roof caved in ontop of me and pinned me. I had to learn to communicate with a barn owl, which I grew to call Nifty. Having trained Nifty to create a fire, I headbutted my way out, cooked nifty and ran here to tell you all about it.
The rest of the 2 months I was touching myself.
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