my poem
my name is sligface.
im tryin to stop the mudokon race.
u got a problem wit dat.
then go F*** a rat!
im hea chillin in da cab.
waitin' to go to Vykerrs lab.
im gonna test a fuzzle.
i think im gonna be puzzled.
i got to hyper.
so,i shot a vykerr.
i left vykerrs lab.
it was the only choice i had.
i got real hungry.
so,i went to a shack.
i looked at the left.
i saw some sligs smokin' on crack.
i looked at the right.
i saw a paramite.
as usual i shot it.
but,i missed it.
i got chased.
both of us raced.
i shot it again.
and it felt the pain!
it finally died.
it was paramite pied.
it was delicious.
it was nutricious!
i went to the slig barracks.
i saw the sligs smokin' on crack.
they saw me.
so,i said he he he.
i said hi.
they said bleh!
i said want some paramite pie?
they said bleh!
i got pissed.
so,i hissed.
i called my big bro slig.
but,he was to busy at Rupture Farms cuttin' a pig.
i went to bed.
thinkin' about the paramite that was dead.
i closed my eyes.
i woke up to the sound of get your free paramite pies!
they were my pies.
gettin' sold by crawling sligs.
i stepped on it.
but,when i looked up i saw molluck.
i said oopps.
he said that i was fired.
he went to poop.
but,i shot him.
he did die.
i actually saved the mudokon race.
i know the mudokons won't forget,
the name sligface!
~sligface202~
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