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Yeah, who even bothers completing the game? Stupid.
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Yeah, because that's why we like achievements, because they're there to remind us, "Durr, hey, guess what! You're playing something, and you just now got to this point! Good work, stupid! Here's a cookie!"
Because obviously if we were stupid enough to buy these sad, glitchy excuses for comebacks, then we're too stupid to know when we've bagged a bounty, or to see that there are indeed two Gloktogi guarding Sekto, rather than just one.
"NOW THERE ARE TWOOOO?!" No fucking way! How about an achievement for using the crossbow? Or for not fucking falling off of a cliff in the tutorial? WHO'S A SMART PLAYER? WHO'S A SMART LITTLE MONEY BAG?