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12-17-2010, 11:03 AM
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Ok...

In the second age the particle decided it needed to separate the gas cloud into smaller gas clouds so it created space and separated the light and the dark with a vacuum.

The third age saw the creation of the planets, the particle was proud of all that it had done and but saw that the universe could not be filled with rocks and empty spaces, there had to be someone to enjoy it...

In the fourth age, the particle prepared the planets with oxygen and nitrogen and hydrogen from the nothingness of space, he created new elements because his power was infinite but the universe was still not complete.

In the fifth age the particle realised that his job was nearly done, he had prepared spheres for life and now he must add life. He created DNA from water and acid and merged it by a miracle, some say this is impossible but those are the non-believers and they have the devil (need and alternative...aliens?) in them. He looked on what he had done and lo, it was good!

On the last day the particle created complex lifeforms, most amazing of all, man, a species of clumsy and backward apes that miraculously survived for four million years to become what we are today.

I could go on right to Revelation and start the Qu'ran but cba. Hope you liked OANST, now I'll go get you some milk and you can tuck yourself in.

EDIT: Don't you like my stories Oddhunter?
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

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