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'Insert witty yet depressing music track excerpt' - Management


III

Work, work for the company, droll, monotonous work! Actually he had been designated to work in the offices rather than actual hand work or production, something due to his increased brain activity before birth...the details were never made clear because who could explain it all to him? Most of the team was made up of chroniclers but there were a few delicate handed mudokons working as under studies or paper collectors, in fact the mudokon was one of the few assigned a job as important as his...he was assigned to manipulate and destroy all work related hazards and release monthly reports on cash, his team run by a lowly pud glukkon would be the only ones to ever know the true death toll, work related casualties, employee of the month awards and cash flow on Oddworld.

It was depressing work but...it earned a salary, better than his labour bretheren.