You'd be a shit father if you had more than one child.
"Who's pictures the best, daddy."
"They're both winners."
"Yay."
"Which means they're both shit."
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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