I popped my 'Army of Darkness' cherry recently and it was a sensual first time... littered with one liners, shitty acting, randomly appearing weapons and Bruce Campbells chin, what wasn't there not to like.
Hard to kill and Kickboxer; watched them when I was younger and thought they were the shit, watched them last night and realized they were shit, I think the only good thing out of those two films (other than them ending) was Tong Po saying, 'Marleene goooooood fuck.' and the ridiculous scream Van Damne pulls.
How to Train a Dragon; A film of utmost and utter win, I haven't enjoyed a show like it in, well, ages.
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