[Sekto Springs]

I forgot to mention my friend is a schizophrenic who will believe any crackpot philosophy or conspiracy theory you sell her. I can assure you that the philosophical validity Solipsism has as a skeptical hypothesis went right over her head and she only subscribes to it because she thinks it's cool.

She once accused me of being an alien wearing a human suit and swore she saw a zipper on the back of my head. And no, she wasn't joking.