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11-20-2010, 12:14 AM
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How charming and un-republican like.

And Mac, was that a cigarette? 'Cause that was the most battered, abused looking cigarette that I have ever seen in my days.
One was a Secret Agent, the other was a Cigarette.

I have this weird problem with cigarettes looking too clean. It bothers me. I always abuse any to-be-smoked cigarettes into looking a little battered and droopy. Creases are a must, and if I can work in some sort of zig-zaggy goodness it's usually a sign that I've spent more time making it look worn than the time it takes to smoke one. I would never proffer one of my ratter-tattered darts to a needy smoker, though. A pack of Mac-owned cigarettes are usually 40% nice looking cigarettes, 40% Secret agents and 20% prepared 'Smokes with personality.'
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