11-18-2010, 11:47 AM
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Laserguns!
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: Jan 2003
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Fuck no.
Mass Effect 1 had an incredibly poor opening that told you stuff instead of showing you. Oh hey, here's a planet, here's some guy who dies, then bam! you're in the citadel and you're now super agent guy. It was way too fast a transition.
Then, thread your missions with incredibly boring wandering around in the ridiculous gravity-defying buggy, a shitty particle-effects nightmare of a shooter, and then finish up with the most exciting sequence of the game happening outside the window while you shoot a guy on a surfboard.
Fucking gay.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
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