Cower in the dark with my new 1984 book and sit out the hordes of trick or treaters that bring so much trouble to the area. If only I got a bb gun, it's great if you have one, to check through your spy hole to make sure the kid is like older than 13 then put your bb rifle through your letterbox and tell em they got four seconds to run!!!!
Nah but seriously, I had how 13+ walk around with a shitty mask on demanding sweets or worse my hard earned cash. Especially since my street is full of elderly people. I should start a militia.
Oh and @ Slag, that is disgusting but cool
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
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