10-27-2010, 05:51 AM
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Laserguns!
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: Jan 2003
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Rep Power: 28
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MOTHERFUCKING VANQUISH
US Marines strategy in Vanquish:
Break through the blockade around the space colony with badass ramming speed
Fly through a closing starship gate with no guarantee of making it
Spit out troop carriers with weapons and engage enemy ships
Ram your fucking starship right into the goddamn dock and crush half the enemies
Vomit out troops in troop carriers and bounce those buckets cross the deck
Quote Starship Troopers
Get reinforcements by blowing through the gate can crash another fucking starship into the dock
Scream "MOTHERFUCKER" and kill a giant robot
Run through into the space colony
Engage enemy warships inside and bring them crashing down on shit
All while firing continuously
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
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