Screw that, I found something much better. It may be the most narcotically addictive game ever. It's like Indiana Jones knocked up Princess Peach. The result? A game full of trinkets that trigger boulders, a game where a rock is your most valuable tool, a game where you are free to mistreat your love interest as much as you want.
I am talking, of course, about Spelunky.
A word of advice: Do not piss off the shopkeeper unless you are looking for the most hardcore gaming challenge in your life.