Since we're on the topic of chocolate...
A white man and a black man were in hell, and Satan stood before them. "Each of you will put your dicks in my hand in turn, if it melts, you are condemned to spend eternity in hell. If it doesn't, I'll turn you over to God."
The white man puts his dick in Satan's hand first, and it melts instantly. He screams and is damned to hell. The black man does the same, but his dick doesn't melt. Satan's eyes widen at this. "What the hell is this!?" he bellows.
The black man grins and says, "Dark chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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