Two fat blokes sitting at the bar, one nods his head and says to the other, "Your round."
The other one replies, "So are you, you fat cunt!"
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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