np
ill add some more when i remember something funny...
edit:hm how about this one:Slig: you are now my slave!Mud:no i refuse!(stands up) Slig:die b*tch(pulls the trriger)slig:thanks for your cooperation!
or
abe comes in soulstorm brewery,puts his hand in the lobby,and it appears:NO INFO AVAVABLE!Abe:???,abe starts walking to the right and a slog appears,abe runs screaming(AAAA zombie dog!)
Edit:abe is being chased by slogs,he is screaming (zombie dogs AAA help me),abe hits a wall,and says,OH SH*T,and the slogs tear abe apart
edit:final ae path,there where is that angry mud that is pulling a lever for that trapdoor,abe comes,and the trapdoor are open,abe shouts:hey you there pull the lever,mud:what,speak up i cant hear you.Abe: pull the damn lever.Mud:im deaf speak up!.Abe: pull the....guhhh...guhhh...guhhh(abe chokes by the gas).Mud:what did you say,you want a greap?sorry we are not selling those at the moment,phew whats that smell who farted!