A Catholic priest is just walking out of his church for lunch when a man runs up to him. His eyes are wild, his hair straggly and he looks like he's been through a hell of a lot.
'Father,' he gasps, 'Last night I commited several blasphemous sex acts with a teenage virgin, her sister and their mother!'
'Well,' says the priest, 'That's certainly an "interesting" story, but why are you telling me? I just got replaced in the confessions box by another priest.'
'Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!'
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