[Mac Sirloin]

I am a cold-cut crime-king ham of a man who spends his days walking about looking as confused and upset as possible so that people will leave me the fuck alone. I have not walked consistently without breaking into some kind of backwards-walking heel-turning jive turkey nonsense in about five months. One of these days I'll take over the world. I'm considering becoming a business student and making obscene quantities of money and ascending the social ladder in order to exterminate a couple billion worthless people.