[abe is now!]

Here's the thing. It wouldn't help the new people. They would never learn that we hate them until too late. All of a sudden they would say to themselves, "Selves, we're no longer newbies. We should mosey on over to the rest of the forum where we will be greeted with love, understanding, and respect". Except no. You're still new. And we hate you. Dig a hole and die in it, new person.

Are you referring to me?