I would jump in a mine cart and wheel it over to just in front of the paramites then tie a meat bag to the inside of the mine cart (so the mine cart doesen't run over the meat bag) then i would give it a push and watch it roll down the the opposite side of the slig's(so if the patrol was on the right side of the cliff then i would roll it down the left) then i would hide in a nearby bush and quickly take over the leader slig of the patrol then order them to walk the other way calling out words to the patrol to mask the sound of the mine cart and if someone thought they heard something i would shoot them instantly and say they were spies and once i was far enough away and the mine cart (and paramites) were no-where near the cliff i would order the sligs to stop and do one of the following: 1.if i wanted no-one to act like it was an accident i would order the troops to stop and take my own life (yes with my gun if i blew his bits everywhere it would be suspicious), 2.I would kill all the sligs and then blow up.
How did i do?
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