An Englishman, Welshman and a Pakistani were in the hospital ward waiting for their children to be born. A doctor emerges and says, "Congratulations, you've all bore a healthy boy each. However, we lost the name tags for each. So, you'll have to assume which baby is yours."
The Englishman goes in first and comes out with a tan-skinned baby; clearly the Pakistani child. "Hey! That's my son!" the Pakistani yells.
"I know," replied the Englishman, "But one of the two babies inside is Welsh, and I'm not taking any chances!"
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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