lol at Ench
Anyway, if I was Abe in this situation, I would probably just possess one of the sligs, but from behind a bush or something and get him to fire his machine gun just in front of the Paramites' noses causing them to stop, if they're not stupid. Then I would offer the slig to the Paramites by simply walking over a few feet behind them and letting them help themselves. Then I would end my possession thingy and walk off and do a big fart to show my success.
How'd I do?