Congrats, Spandexpants.
Well, on first thought I'd like to sneak up to any nearby slig patrol, stand on a ledge, and chant. The thought behind this is that my chanting would cause all the sligs to panic and make a lot of noise shouting "Help!" over and over again. As there is a stampede of paramites and not just one, upon noticing the sligs, the paramites would change their direction and maul the sligs. So long as I keep chanting and on that ledge (sligs can't jump lolz) the sligs will remain in panic, therefore not firing upon the paramites. Chanting has a different effect on paramites. It makes them nasty. I assume that this is a spiritual tie to the magic of a mudoken chant and hope this would aid attaining the paramites' attention before it is too late, though this is not vital. Also, as sligs notice a friend begin to fall under my possession they may open fire on each other in that brief moment that I cant chant because I'm controlling a slig. That slig's fate becomes sealed and, once he had been brutally murdered by his female-company-depressed friends I will be free to continue chanting to the same ends.
Unfortunately this greatly involves making a scene to any nearby slig patrol..
How'd I do?
Get'ya own thing.
~Blessed be