I'd hire a hooker to go to the Slig patrol... being soldiers and whatnot they would be extremely wanting for female companionship. Whilst the hooker is wooing the soldiers with her charms, I would go and hold up a sign that read, 'Ball pool this direction.'
Now everyone is happy...
How'd I do
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