[Stitchlips -X--X-]

i reckon theres was a secret race of modukens on the moon that were like the ultimate beings of life and the king of this race wanted every1 on earth to see that they were the supreme beings so he got all the space muds to carve his right hand into the moon but mullock was jealous and scared that the slaves would stand up for themselves if they saw it so he built a massive anti chant machine and aimed it straight towards the moon so the next time someone chanted it would blow up the moon.
so after the space muds were done the king was very pleased so he planned an ancient ritural to bless the moon which involved all the space muds gathering around the edge of the palm and chanting unfortunately when they started a massive beam of red glowing light went straight towards the moon.
the king saw the beam of light and thought he was going to die anyway so he gathered the space muds and started chanting an ancient chant that would kill thier species but save the moon and it worked and mullock was pissed but he was still happy that the space muds had all died, he didnt see a point in destroying the moon anymore so he made a myth that it was always there.

and thats my theory