I guess when I was young I had macrophilia and vorarephilia.
It seems to be a childhood thing.
Ya'll should take a looksee here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
My favourites from that ridiculous list were:
Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.