thread: Shaving WTF?
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08-25-2010, 07:21 PM
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I can't stand shaving anything.

I have a huge blonde tail running right down my chest. Its rather attractive if I don't say so myself. I believe the word for it is 'sagittal' chest hair, like that of a centaur.

I then have a darker brown peck hair.

My leg hair is then just a blonde THICK carpet, makes me look somewhat like a minotaur, I'll give you that.

Then my red beard is like that of a goat, somewhat spiked and my head hair's a massive blonde/red mane.

Why on Earth would I want to get rid of any of that?!

You all crazy.
I am so turned on right now.

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