I can't recall any one embarrassing moment, I get embarrassed a lot I think. I just blank a lot of them out now.
Yesterday I tripped up some stairs in a pub (for I was wasted) and I heard a chorus of young ladies giggle behind me, and I told them to "fucking fuck off."
I impress the ladyfolk.
Does that count?
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-I was in 3rd-4th grade went to a shitty cheap camp in the middle of nowhere in the mountains where they were giving us crap food and full of mosquitos, i ate almost nothing for 2-3 days and in a day i went on a trip to the local church and crapped my pants due to lack of food, i sat on my crap for half an hour untill i got to the church and then got down(i didn't tell anyone) and separated a bit from the group so i can check out the inside of my underwear which had diarreah in it, my friends found out laughed
-in the same camp, i wanted to poop so i went outside and forgot my napkins cuz i was in a hurry and when i realized i didn't have anything to wipe my butt with i went back up stairs with my pants hold by my hands trying not to get poop on my undies and got napkins a lot saw me and started laughing while i was wiping my ass in front of them
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There's your problem. You went to a Shitty Camp and ate Crap.
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One of the most embarrassing moments I've had was when I was in a supermarket with my dad, and my bladder failed on me, and I urinated.
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I love how matter-of-fact you said that.