I'll always remember the time I went to Malta on holiday. One night, a performer had been hired to sing and play along to a backing track on his organ. He was incredibly shit, and I could not get to sleep at all. Thing is, I had nothing against him, as he seemed to be really enjoying himself. It was quite endearing, albeit annoying.
__________________
A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
|