While walking behind a group of girls outside of the Mall, Jordan and I had a conversation. Loudly.
J: So I saw this awesome thing in Scarborough!
S: Really, what was it?
J: Oh, it was in the bathroom at a mall!
S: So what did you find there?
J: WELL, SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR.
S: WHO? WHO SHIT ON THE FLOOR IN SCARBOROUGH?
J: IT WAS SOME MENTALLY CHALLENGED GUY!
S: SOME MENTALLY CHALLENGED GUY SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!?
J: YES, IN SCARBOROUGH! AT THE MALL!
S: SORRY, ONE MORE TIME: YOU SAW A MENTALLY CHALLENGED GUY WHERE?
J: IN THE BATHROOM IN SCARBOROUGH!
S: SHITTING?
J: YES! SHITTING!
Contrarily, I do not like hearing people using the word "Nigger" who aren't black. It's...grating.
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I see you jockin' me.
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