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08-16-2010, 11:28 AM
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One of Oddworld's ancient high-tech civilisations sent a mudokon to a moon who, free from the effects of the debilitating Oddworldite in the planet's crust exhibited the species' natural super-mudokon abilities, becoming faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Also x-ray vision and laser eyes. Supermud then carved a paw print on the near side of the moon in defiance of those who would send his people on one way trips into orbit, and also to demonstrate his newly-acquired photo-artistic skills (apparently Oddworldite also reduces artistic ability to the grade-school tribal stick figure shit we've all seen before).

The interview in which we learned of all this has since been lost, but if I remember correctly, the story of Supermud ended with the destruction of his home planet of Oddworld and his arrival on an alien planet. There, hampered only by trace samples of Odworldite that were apparently propelled to superluminal speeds by Oddworld's destruction (yet were able to arrive entirely intact without fucking up the planet), Supermud would go on to join the Just Justice League of Justice until he was killed by expatriated glukkon billionaire Tex Tuther with an Oddworldite bullet.
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