[Wil]

Oh Xavier, I had this typed out ready:

Xavier has been a member of the Oddworld Forums since August 2001, meaning he's spent 9 years posting here, which he's done at an average rate of 4.55 posts per day. Mathemafreaks amongst you will intuitively recognize that this brings his postcount to the insanely high number of 15 000.

Fifteen thousand! I can't even comprehend the magnitude of that contribution. And that's just his recorded postcount. Remember that doesn't take into account anything posted in Welcomes & Birthdays or anything moved to Necrum Burial Grounds. And remember also that Xavier has spent years reporting Oddworld News, first as part of Oddworld Maniac, then temporarily on Oddworld-Web, and finally on OddBlog, where he's reported 242 stories. And he's single-handedly compiled The Oddworld Graphics Gallery, The Oddworld Cinema, The Odd Wide Web and the first incarnation of The Oddworld Scriptures. It beggars belief.

So I'd like to take the opportunity of this pointless milestone to celebrate a very pointful nine years of contribution to the online Oddworld fan community from Xavier. Fifteen thousand cheers! Hip hip…