I have unlocked every character in SSBB except for Star Wolf, Jigglypuff and Toon Link, it will take 200, 150 and 100 more Brawls to unlock each of them respectively (Those numbers aren't stacked on top of each other though, thank god). I never play as any of the characters their movesets are based off of, though, and Jigglypuff is...well, Jigglypuff is Jigglypuff. Jus going to be unlocked for the sake of being unlocked, so I could really give a fuck.
Now, I just unlocked Sonic. Sonic can suck a thousand cocks since he's a loosey-goosey eye irritant that careens across the screen and slips off edges like a champion fucktard. Mr. Game and Watch is a BEAST, though. Several people who were significantly better than me promptly ate shit when I started using him. I'm a goddamn wizard with Game and Watch.
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I see you jockin' me.
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