An old man is put in an old person's home. His son rings up his mam who is also in the home and asks how the old fellow is. "He's like a fish out of water." the mam says.
"He's doesn't like it?" The son asks.
"No, he's dead."
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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