I could grow a beard. A beautiful, panther-like stream of nitro-black hair cascading over my chest and onto women's faces Ahhh.
Unfortunately, I am incapable of growing a mustache as fast as my beard.
LIARS AND THIEVES, LIARS AND THIEVES, WRETCHES AND SCUM, WRETCHES AND SCUM
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I see you jockin' me.
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