As the body of the little Gabbit tumbled into the underbrush it was accompanied by the sound of what had to be pack predators tearing it limb from limb. This is what Munch needed to know. It was regrettable that little Chillboy had to lose his life, but the information that it gained was absolutely necessary. Munch picked up his ninja sword, and moved with as much stealth as he could muster towards the area of the disturbance.
Unfortunately, Gabbits can't quite pull off stealth. You see, Odd, in all of his wisdom, deemed it necessary to install a ridiculously loud and stupid sounding spring into the legs of all Gabbits. Munch did not let this deter him. As soon as he stepped webbed foot into the forest he felt the disturbance in the force that meant that his attackers were....like....going to attack.
Instantly, he dropped his sword and made the necessary hand signs.
"Summoning Jutsu", he screamed.
At that moment, two big ass crocodiles burst from the ground and began shooting fire from their fucking mouths, wreaking havoc, and making the night just a little less dark.
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My bowels hurt.
Last edited by OANST; 07-21-2010 at 03:13 PM..
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