Woah, now hold the phone. I mean,the crusades was one thing, at least the Christians were being direct in their intent but the 700 Club? This should be referred to as 'that which shall not be named' because of the insidious and subliminal ways in which it affects good (but weak minded) people with nothing to do but stay trapped at home during the daytime with this beast.
Poor people suddenly find the 700 mark seared somewhere into their skin after calling in to make a pledge.