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07-18-2010, 08:10 PM
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Yeah, that's been my worry too. If the general assumption is that everyone thinks their dick is 2 inches longer than it really is, should I lie and add 2 extra inches even if I know precisely how long it is, scientifically speaking?
That's an ethical decision you will have to make

Given the amount of times I've hooked up with someone, only to find out that they are 5'6" as opposed to 5'10", their dick is 2 inches shorter, and their idea of what substantiates a "swimmer's" build is skewed, I'm left wondering if they know they're lying, or if they have honestly measured incorrectly and/or don't own a god damn mirror.

As one of my friends once said, "What's the point in lying? Once you get there, and you're not what you made yourself out to be, they're going to leave."

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