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07-07-2010, 07:43 AM
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So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.
I go to the gym three to four times a week - but I spend my time evenly between cardio and weights. I'm definitely not beefed up, and definitely don't want to be. Too much definition is an instant turn off for me.

My hair is bland at the moment, currently sitting in its natural brown - the wildest it gets is when I dye it black or highlight it. Skinny jeans? Bleurgh. Can't stand the sight of them - any man who can fit into them hasn't got the goods I like.

Unfortunately I am usually mistaken for a straight man. Even after people get to know me, even the ones who've been inside me, often accuse me of being straight or a straight-leaning bisexual.

WHAT I AM DOING WRONG?! I LIKE DICK!

Alcar...
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